Natalya The Stripper (part 2)

Peek-a-boo!

The second installment of emails from Natalya the online scammer and my online alias of Duke Marmaduke. This won’t really make much sense if you haven’t read part one, so read it here before reading part two.

from: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
to: stewiewordpress
11 April

Hello my lovely Duke!!!!!

I’m happy to receive a letter from you! I miss your letters and your words. And if it happens that i don’t find any new letters from you, i open your previous letters and read them again. So can you, write to me so often as you can? Just take a minute and write me a line or two.

I’m very pleased with your attention and its so pity when you have no chance to answer my letter quickly. So can you, write to me so often as you can? [I’ll consider it]

I think that the phone can spare some time for our dialogue [is the phone busy?!] but right now i don’t have a phone. Its still broken and i think i wont buy new one here. As my travel coming up i rather buy a nice cool phone at your country, and im sure it will be significantly cheaper [probably not].

I’ll have a long day tomorrow, i need to go to my friends birthday, her name is Lena. Strictly saying i don’t want to be there. It’ll be booooooring. I don’t think this birthday will be fun. But this girl is my close friend and i’ll be there. It is she who made photos that i sent you.

And i have a little secret to tell you. When we only began our study at the university, about 5 years ago, we were lovers! [reeeeeally?] We were so young, careless and full of unrealized tenderness. It did not last too long, about month i guess. It was just an experiment no one of us was actually a lesbians [of course not]. And now we are just a friends.

I’m sending you my new photos))) I hope you’ll like them and you cant be able to stop looking at them!

Hundreds of kisses for you!

Your Natalya!

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
12 April

My dearest Natalya

Great to read your innermost thoughts. My heart raced when you described your lesbian experience. I have no problem with that. I myself had many such experiences before my sex change. I hope you do not judge me unfairly for this.

You asked for a couple of lines, so here you go, write soon!

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Yours always

Duke Marmaduke

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from: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
to: stewiewordpress
17 April

Hey my sexy Duke!!!!!

Once again i feel happy getting a letter from you! You are very hot and sexy, i can sense it thru your letter! I’m busy now with getting all my stuff packed, my train in Moscow will departing in 4 hour and i must check all twice, documents and other necessary things…

I’ll contact with you from Moscow. I’ll write you a email from any interet club,

What are your traditions, prices, weather, oh my god….[what?!]

How much is 12 000 Euro in your the country [it’s £9,794.47], will it be enough for living? Why don’t i try to earn some extra cash with a little striptease dancing in your area? What do you think about that and how much can i earn this way there?

I like to see you as soon as it possible but make me an allowance, i think when you’ll see me first time i’ll be a little shy))))))))) [I doubt that]

I will send you all information regarding my flight when ill arrive at Moscow. Answer me as soon as you can!

Hundreds of kisses all over your body!!!!!

Your Natalya

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
18 April

My dearest Natlaya

So wonderful to read your deepest thoughts! My heart flutters.

We have many traditions here. As you know, I love to wear a stylish bowler hat, waistcoat and suit. For special occasions such as our annual ‘mustering of the peasants’, I wear a cumerbund and cravat.

I live near the village of Grindleton. You can fly to any of London’s airports. I’ll be waiting for you with our finest carriage and best horseman to wisk you away.

12,000 euros is enough to cover the maintenance costs at our estate for at least 3 days, so that will be more than welcome. Mother will be pleased.

I don’t mind if you strip at the local conservative club for the boys. If I make an appearance with you on my arm it will be sherries on the house, all night!

I can’t wait for your next electronic mail.

Yours Duke Marmaduke

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from: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
to: stewiewordpress
19 April

I’m so sorry Duke

I am so glad to see your letter and your kind words, thank you!!!

I think we should stop our dialogue, this is difficult and painful decision for me. I do not want to lose you, you became my very soul [yeah, we’ve grown close these last 3 weeks], but I’m simply do not see other ways. I’m in Moscow now and writing you from the Internet cafe, I reached the Moscow easy. But I have problem, a small problem, however if i’ll not solve it somehow I would not be able to arrive to you.

It concerns about a small amount of money and it is a shame for me to ask money from you. I wont be asking your money [good, you shouldn’t talk to inanimate objects] so consequently decide to stop our dialogue before you think incorrectly of me.

Duke I tried to solve this myself, but I failed. I think you’ll not be able to help me either.

I’m such a stupid girl, thought that everything will be better at last!((

I will wait for your answer.

Your silly Natalya

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
19 April

My dearest Natlaya

What has happened? How can I help you?

Duke Marmaduke

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from: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
to: stewiewordpress
20 April

My lovely Duke

You know, i’m so glad to see your letter, i don’t want to lose you, i’m glad that you have written. I’m so happy.

Now i’ll try to explain it to you. The different countries, different languages, different traditions and laws, Here are the problem – It appears that i have an unpaid utility bill. It consist of gas, electricity, water and other utilities costs. And according to our country laws, i can’t leave this country until i pay this bills. I don’t know are laws regarding such situations similar in your country, are they? [no we don’t have to pay utility bills, it’s great!]

Nevertheless i have a debt for two months and it makes 290 Euro. I had a free 100 Euros that i decided to save for a road expenses so i paid them to decrease my debt but still i need to find 190 Euros.

This makes me so depressed. Duke you are my only hope now! I promise, i’ll return this money to you as i arrive, as soon as i get my 12000 from embassy, all i need is to pay this bill and get to you.

This is the last border between us and we’ll be together so soon, face to face so we could do the most beautiful things, experience the most gentle feelings, feel the strongest desire. I want it so badly and i hope you to!!!

I’m waiting for your letter with a big hope, please answer as soon as possible, time is not on our side.

Many hot kisses for you Duke! Forever Yours Natalya

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
20 April

My dearest Natalya

I want to do what I can to assist my maiden in her time of need! With the costs of the estate, we have little real cash, except for a few hundred pounds in loose change, saved for a rainy day.

I will arrange for one of our servants to bring it to you. Give me your address and he should be with you in 4 days. He runs like the wind and has a talent for finding willing travelling companions to assist in his journeys.

I await your electronic mail.

Yours Duke Marmaduke
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from: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
to: stewiewordpress
21 April

My charming Duke

You just don’t realize how grateful i am now, i’m so happy to see that i’m so important to you and this little problem that happened with me showed me how serious your intentions are, your passion and faith in our future, it means So much for me, i wish i could kiss you right now!!! Here are my data for Western Union or Money Gram transfer, it is my full name and the  address of the hotel where i stayed at Moscow:

Name:  Natalya
Surname:  Tretyakova
street Novoslobodskaya house 23 apt 211
zip code 127055
city Moscow
Russia

I’ll need to know the transaction code, exact sum you sent and your full info (full name and address) to pick up cash, don’t forget to write it. Once again i am really grateful to you! Can’t wait to be in your arm soon, holt [what?] by you, kissed by you, loved by you!!!!!! [okay I get it!] Waiting for your letter with impatience! [I bet!]

Sweet kisses!!!
Love,
Natalya

p.s. we’ll be together soon! I am thinking about our first date all the time!!! And you?

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
22 April

My dearest Natalya

As promised, I have dispatched one of our servants named Gordon with the required funds. He should be with you in 4 or 5 days. I have given him your photos, but he may not recognise you with your clothes on, so wear a red carnation for identification.

I cannot wait to see you. Gordon will give you anything you need.

I will await confirmation.

Yours Duke Marmaduke

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from: stewiewordpress
to: hotgirl5x@yahoo.com
26 April

My dearest Natalya

Gordon has got word to me that he has finally made it to your city. But he went to your address and he met a man named Igor who did not recognise your likeness. But he did gratefully keep the photographs of you for his private collection and the two of them shared a quite wonderful evening drinking vodka and communicating via the the medium of Google translate. He seemed quite adept at using it for some reason!

So maybe you made a mistake with your address? Please send me the amendment forthwith. Otherwise I will get word to Gordon to return to the estate. I will ask him to bring back a bearskin hat and some Matryoshka dolls for mother.I await your reply with impatience. Are you in distress Natalya?

Yours Duke Marmaduke

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Alas, there was no response. Maybe Natalya was imprisoned for non-payment of her gas bill? But at least she has her memories of the last three weeks. Time well spent.

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19 thoughts on “Natalya The Stripper (part 2)

  1. Do people actually send money to these people? I can’t convince myself that they don’t. I loved that she didn’t comment on your lines ——– !!! You are so funny :-))

    • I guess if they send billions of automated emails in the first instance, then there must be a chance of a few responding. Just need a couple of idiots…

  2. What a great laugh to start my weekend with, you really have a way with words. I love the little comments you make with her emails. Cannot believe there are actually people stupid enough to fall for these scams!

  3. Oh, Stewie, if I didn’t already have a secret crush on you. I definitely do now ; )
    Hahha,thanks for that. Made my otherwise very boring day!

  4. This had me crying with laughter. You are hilarious! X

  5. So funny i was in tears with laughter.Who the hell would fall for this crap.

    • Glad you enjoyed it. I guess they send out millions of emails, so it only takes one gullible fool!

  6. You really need to start a scammer comedy. This stuff is just too good……and unfortunatly she is still out scamming under the email kristinasunshine86@yahoo.com . Same scammer, same emails, and the same nude photo’s…….I guess this is actually an old scam that used to have different pictures and email address, but the same exact letters (I saw it also on Romancescam). Keep up the good work……you are hilarious

  7. these aare all fucking scammers they need to be killed and fucked hard so that they will get pain and die

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