I’ve got absolutely no time for fortune tellers, psychics or whatever they want to call themselves. There is absolutely no evidence to back up their ludicrous claims and most simply prey on the vulnerable. To me they do nothing but fill the world with ‘spam’ by giving false hope. But, as I’m a hypocrite and willing to give anything a try once, I contacted one that had been recommended online.

Sent: 07/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: Email reading

Hi Clairvoyant

I saw your contact details listed on the forum of Sofeminine.co.uk – obviously I’m not feminine but I’m in touch with my feminine side. Nothing wrong with that. I’m not embarrassed.

It’s perfectly normal. Lots of men are like that. Anyway, I was wondering about the logistics of your email sessions. Do you charge £25 for the whole email correspondence, as if it was a long conversation? Or would it simply be one email from you and that’s it? No replies allowed, no dialogue. Which would be very expensive!

I look forward to your reply.

Thanks

Stewie

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Sent: 07/05/2013
To: Stewie
From: Suneet Goomer (suneet@divinesouls.co.uk)
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Stewart,

Thankyou for your email.

I usually send one email reading and then allow five questions to be asked to which I will reply. If I don’t set a limit I find clients often keep sending me questions upto one month later. If there is a subject matter you would like to me concentrate on it is good to know this in advance. My guidance is very much about your path and spiritual journey so please bare this in my mind. Payment is taken in advance by paypal.

Hope this answers your questions, look forward to hearing from you,

Warmly,

Suneet

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Sent: 08/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Clair

That’s great, I was wondering how it all worked. So that works out at £4.1666666 per email.

I would like you to focus on career, relationships and sexuality. Is that too wide an area? You mention spiritual journey, but that doesn’t appeal as I don’t drink spirits, I’m a recovering alcoholic.

But before we start, I was wondering how I can be sure of your authenticity. There are a lot of charlatans and false prophets out there, preying on the weak. I saw a lot of comments about these on the SoFeminine forum.

How about I think of a number and you tell me what it is? Then I will know that I can trust you and you are not a false prophet. This could be the start of a long and beautiful relationship.

Please send me your Paypal details when you reply.

Many thanks

Stewie

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Sent: 08/05/2013
To: Stewie
From: Suneet Goomer (suneet@divinesouls.co.uk)
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Stewie,

Thankyou again for your email.

When I mentioned your spiritual journey I mean in regards to your soul and growth as a person. This applies to everyone, regardless of religion.

I should also mention to you, that the way that I work is to address your present, as I work more as a psychic counsellor/healer. If your present day is aligned and positive, then the future will take care of itself. If you are looking for a more fortune telling service I can recommend someone to you.

Questions in regards to my authenticity are common, however there is no real way I can prove this to you. Please feel free to read the ‘testimonials’ page from my website. Many of the comments are from people from the sofeminine forum.

A taster:
I have a gentleman here who feels as if he is a grandfather on your dad’s side, with a military connection. He holds a hat in both hands in front of him. I also see a old style military plane (army green with a blue star) which makes me wonder if he is was a pilot. I feel he has a lot to say in regards to your mother, he is not happy with the way she treated you. I feel a lot of upset about this situation. I also feel as if there has been an issue with your front door – I feel it needs to be repaired particularly around the latch and feel a lot of slamming of the door.

If this resonates with you then you are meant to have a reading with me.

If you would like to proceed please let me know,

Warmly,

Suneet

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Sent: 09/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Clair

So you see dead people? I take it that you aim to make people feel better about themselves by addressing issues from the past?

You say you know my grandfather? How do you contact him, is it through a crystal ball? Just trying to understand…

Regarding the door slamming, it has been fixed recently, but my housemate still slams it! Do you think he has unresolved issues or perhaps just has a drink problem?

Thanks

Stewie

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Sent: 09/05/2013
To: Stewie
From: Suneet Goomer (suneet@divinesouls.co.uk)
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Stewie,

Exactly, I endeavour to help people heal their past so they can move forward with their future in a more positive manner.

Mediumship is another part to the reading, if it is important someone will come through.

No tools are required, sometimes I use tarot cards but usually I like to clear my mind and see what messages come before I draw cards.

He needs to stop slamming the door or it will need fixing again. [No shit!]

If you would like a reading, I will send you an invoice for payment, let me know how you would like to proceed.

Warm regards,

Suneet

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Sent: 10/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Clair

I think I get it now, which is great! But it concerns me that you mention mediumship. I would like the highest service, not the medium one.

One last thing, if I may… I’m worried about potential side effects. When you gave me a ‘taster’ referring to my late grandfather, I admit to feeling a cold shiver run up my spine and a stirring of my bowels. Is this normal? I’m concerned that, if I allow you to look into my soul, I could put myself at risk of tumours or internal bleeding.

When you send the invoice, can you be discreet and state that it is for ‘consultancy services’?

Thanks

Stewie

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Sent: 13/05/2013
To: Stewie
From: Suneet Goomer (suneet@divinesouls.co.uk)
Subject: RE Email reading

HI Stewie,

Thankyou for your reply.

Mediumship is the name of the ability to speak to those that have crossed over.  People often feel fear when thinking of the afterlife but there is no reason to be fearful. I do not look into peoples souls – no person could cause the symptoms you describe (or any) by giving you a reading. A reading is the clairvoyant / psychic / medium connecting their mind to the spirit guide that chooses to step forward to bring you messages of help and healing.

I have sent you an invoice by email – you just need to follow the instructions to make the payment.

Warm regards,
Suneet

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Sent: 13/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Clair

I’ve tried to follow the instructions but it doesn’t seem to work. There is no way to post a cheque or postal order and it asks for payment to be made to Suneet Goomer, not Clair Voyant.

Please advise. I’m easily confused with modern technology and this Pay for Pal thing doesn’t make sense. The only Pal I know is dog food! That’s what I feed my terrier.

Thanks

Stewie

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Sent: 15/05/2013
To: suneet@divinesouls.co.uk
From: Stewie
Subject: RE Email reading

Hi Clair

I’ve spoken to my responsible adult and she told me what to do with paying Pal. I will do that now.

I look forward to you looking back into my past.

Thanks

Stewie

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Stand by for Clair, sorry Suneet, opening a window into my soul…