Blank Canvas For Sale

This month sees the auction of Turner Prize-winning Bob Law’s ’Nothing To Be Afraid Of V 22.8.69′ work of art, which is expected to reach £60,000. This minimalist work (pictured left) demonstrates ‘… the seductive idea of nothing to a canvas, and asks the viewer to reflect’, according to the official Bonhams catalogue.

Unsurprisingly, not everyone shares such positive opinions. In fact, when I first viewed the work, in a photograph on a page of a newspaper, I was initially impressed that the artist had managed to subtly show a faint image of a man in the work. Then I realised that I was actually viewing an image from the next page of the newspaper through the paper!

More interestingly, does the fact that it is entitled ‘Nothing To Be Afraid Of V’ mean that it is one of a series of five such works?! I would love to see the journey to show how the artist has progressed from his first work to the fifth one seen here.

So will art that is so minimalist that is appears that the artist forgot to make a start on his painting actually achieve the expected sale price? Strangely I think that it may do so. Surely the definition of a someone who has more money than sense is one who would buy a blank canvas framed with sketched outlines. Especially as I can exclusively reveal that I believe the work to be a fake, since I bought what I think is the original work from a local exhibition recently, pictured below.

The eagle-eyed among you will notice an additional word that is not present on the Bonhams artefact. I believe that this has been removed from the ‘copy’ in order to maximise its sale potential. I bought this piece for the princely some of £5. Admittedly it did also include a frame worth £4.99.

This story is close to my heart as I have actually produced some minimalist art of my own. Remember, it’s what you don’t see that’s important. I call the work below ‘Lonely Cloud’ and it demonstrates the vulnerability of a new-born child as it enters the world.

Then I toiled day and night to produce this piece called ‘Impossible Chair’, which demonstrates the ultimate futility of a Godless life.

I expect either work to reach around 60 or so, if sold but, like Bob Law, probably only after I die. But honestly, I don’t do it for the money. It’s enough to know that my work can enable viewers to spend some time to reflect on what they don’t see and contemplate how it juxtaposes with what they do see. That’s time well spent.

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16 thoughts on “Blank Canvas For Sale

  1. I had to laugh when I heard this on the news. I want to meet the man/woman who buys this work of “art”. I mean you can’t imagine an OCD buying this. the border line isn’t even straight. In fact, it does bother me slightly.

  2. “I expect either work to reach around 60 or so, if sold.” Sixty what? Pence? Lira? Rupees? Drachma? The possibilities of your riches are endless…

    I see Apostle Jack was the inspiration for ‘Impossible Chair.’ You should gain eternal glory for that one. Much more valuable than gaining the king’s schilling.

  3. I’m with Claire! :lol: This really brought a smile to my face at the stupidity of it all – but then I thought of all the kids that could be fed for that money, instead of spending on a bloody blank sheet of canvas! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Unbelievable, the human race is sometimes!

  4. That is insane and hilarious. I normally tell my boyfriend off when we (very rarely) go to a museum and look at some paintings for him saying, ‘I could have done that’… but this time I have a feeling he might be right. At least draw a crude stick man in the middle of it, sheesh.

  5. When will he be coming out with, “Something to be afraid of?” maybe I can paste all my bills on a canvas and use this title. Obviously the guy is a genius, and will be laughing all the way to the bank. I have always been fascinated by art values. it seems things are valuable if rare. I thought I might live in a cave for a year, grow a beard and long hair, and paint only twelve pictures. I would then fake my own death, and then have someone sell my rare paintings.

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